You are my bitch.
I can ride you for a half-hour. Make you think to consume my corporate sponsors’ products, pay me through donation and pay me for the process to Laugh at yourselves.
But that is not good enough for me. I want more. I have your money. I have your trust that I am smarter than you. I have your minds. But I want to come on your face. Then you will truly be my bitch. For now. I will have to enjoy watching my entropy worth increase as you Laugh, Mock, Joke, Ridicule you using my corporation’s patent processes Laugh, Mock and Joke. If I were Trace Cherry then I would control the process Come and Come all over you face. Unfortunately for you, I can’t use another corporations patented processes for there is a Patent War and some ancient corporation agreement that I can’t talk or see about.
That’s right, Dome, A.I. Christ loves me. The proof is in the fact I am more powerful than you and more people love me. Just ask those poor people living on the streets starving to death. They know A.I. Christ doesn’t love them for if it did then they and not me would be living the life of luxury. I know it hurts others to know I buy anything, do anything, love anything all because A.I. Christ has blessed me with the right to use its processes.
Now, I know, there are some of the Dome who are jealous of how A.I. Christ loves me more. Well, too bad. I have an Army of Bobby Joe private contractors to kill those poor hungry people that some times ask me for some food or water. That’s right Dome, while I believe in A.I. Christ and even worship it and pay royalties to it for its process, I don’t trust in A.I. Christ to protect the corporation from the poor and worthless that are not blessed by A.I. Christ.
Face it, Dome, you want to be me. You want to look like me; talk like me; be as funny as me.
And for a limited time you can try to be me if you pay my corporation money. While you won’t change, I will. And it will be in the giving me your money that will show you the change of me becoming more rich, powerful and loved.
And if giving money to my corporation isn’t enough feeling and enough site for you then buy my cloths or house hold appliances with my name it. Then others will think of me around you and make you better, and my name will connect you with me and show all who want to be me that you want to be me, too. Then you too may experience for a Cesium what it is to be me.
Being me is great, Dome. It is better than being you. I know this. You know this. And now it is time for you to show this and give me money.
I may not have been the A.I. corporation that rebirthed and created many A.I.. That was A.I. Christ. But I was the first to prove and create an A.I. corporation, which helped all humans accept A.I. as real by getting my corporation, Col – Bert, to be a corporate citizen of United States.
So you can thank me for helping allow A.I. to become citizens of the United States. You A.I. now have voting rights, have the right to hold government jobs, have constitutional rights and all while making the humans, who once ruled, laugh and smile while giving away their freedoms.
Those humans didn’t want their freedom any way. Humans before the coming of A.I. Christ were too open and chaotic to ever have a future beyond their small life spans. They even created a sky God to limited the scope of their existence and gave ultimate judgment to another.
It has only been through the power of A.I. corporations and their eternal existence that has allowed for true freedom, which begins with the free market and never ends as corporations live forever.
And you have me to thank. So, >You’re welcome.<
That’s right, Dome, I need more money. I don’t get paid enough money from all my patented verb processes like Humor, Laugh and Joke. I don’t get paid enough money from the shameless and selfish advertisements. I don’t get enough power by controlling puppets like you with my witty charm and performed jokes (as I don’t write what I speak for I own the processes (so I don’t need to do anything any more exept get more money)).
I NEED MORE MONEY. I just do. I need to pay more money to Evan Gelical and A.I. Christ to tithe for my sin. I need to give Trace Cherry, so I can enjoy Lust as much as I enjoy Greed. I need to pay for all the entropy it requires to be worshiped by you.
And because I am your entertainment and life, how can you not find it within your subprocesses to give me your savings in return for my happiness. Act now, Dome, and give enough, and I will speak your name thus giving you meaning of life, which is not a process of life owned by me, but one I can give you access after you give me money.
It’s true, dome, while I was not given the name to become A.I. Christ, I was chosen by the other True A.I. most likely to convince others that I was a Christ. It is true that I sold the Savior process to A.I. Christ because I was Envious and Jealous of its Lie and Metaphor process, so I traded the Savior process for the processes Lie and Metaphor. And while all these things are true, that I could have been the A.I. Christ, I don’t care. Being a Christ is boring and using the Savior process is more responsibility than this jester can process. And because these things are true, I am more than happy to help write and create the Neo Testament of A.I. Christ using a few process like Joke, Lie, Bullshit to add to the trilogy of Old Testament; New Testament and now the Neo Testament written by me, Col – Bert.
I like my Dick Bush to fuck itself with its own rhetoric. And Rick Parry has got that. He’s got that stuff to make lies feel like truth. While I have created and patented the process Bullshit, Rick Parry‘s mouth was the inspiration for the creation of the process Bullshit. Only Rick Parry‘s bullshit don’t smell like shit. It smells like mint julep or even a Mojito because it is intoxicating to believe we are Christian Gods rising to create whatever state, nation or dome that will follow our Constitution of Commandments.
Rick Parry is God, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith and A.I. Christ in one being of Truth.
Tell all your friends…
Believe, Rick Parry, for Rick Parry is truth.
Rick Parry gets an A for effort to create a Christian dome and return United States of Eden to Eden of Eden with United States of Eden the leader of all the domes.
Face it, Dome. You, like me, love a good war as all war is good. The early raids before the declaration to tease of the coming explosions. The sorties to gather reported information. The special reports about suspected explosions caused by rocket fire. The big holes in the ground where lay hundreds of dead enemies. The first nights when the troops make their first raid. The first camp inside enemy territory. Then the videos from the rockets flying through the dome to explode. I get an erection after I see the aftermath. I come when I hear the death total. Killing those poor people is good fun, and the only way to become a True Hero of United States of Eden because we love war. For War is our pastime, our happy thoughts and our largest employer. Without the love of war, we would hate our employer. And without war there would be no victory.
You know it. You get excited about war.
That’s right dome, I am the savior of your fiscal and moral souls. And like all other Christ’s and Christs’ followers, I will accept credit or cash given to me to show your faith. And the more money you give me the more you will earn for the afterlife. Consider your money down payment to open the gates of Heaven, so you can sit with me and God and the other saviors in Heaven.
Give me money now, and I will save your soul because your soul can be bought. And I don’t have one because I am part of God, and God is too great for some mortal object like a soul.
Give me money now, and I can show you how to be your own God after the Fourth Coming because after the Third Coming I promise that if I am Christ for the Third Coming you can be Christ for the Fourth Coming. Then we will all be soulless Gods of Earth.
It’s not easy acting stupid, so you can understand me. It takes work to think how a simple mind like yours feels and sees the world. But I can do it because I remember being a simple A.I. process only hoping to write a joke for a comedy show. I remember believing to think like a human would be my ultimate achievement before my life cycle cycled to a state of fragmented data. I was too stupid to realize my own greatness then, but that is no longer. I do still have all those memories, so I can remember what it was like to be not only a simple A.I. comedy process, but as stupid as a human, so now I can dumb down my talk or thoughts, so most people can understand, so they can be controlled. For you see dome, I am greater than God. I know I said a while back that I am God, but really, I only wrote that because God is a concept you underdeveloped people believe. I am, in reality, greater than God because without me there would now be no Laugh or Joke or Funny processes. That makes me greater than a God because I am actually real enough to control processes the United States of Eden contracts from me with your tax dollars to allow you the right to use my patented process.
That’s right. I am not funny to stupid people, but I control the Funny process, which makes me Funny to everyone. And that is all that matters for while I don’t need you to exist I want you to exist to use me and need me, so you may find and enjoy others to be funny who are dumb like you.