Yes, dome, paying me with money is good. Giving me your soul is great. With your soul, I can collect my mass of mindless zombie believers that give their lives to help me become the number one corporation in all of United States of Eden. With your soul, I can become more powerful and glorious, so all will worship up. With your soul, all will know you were a wise and strong citizen of United States of Eden.
Dome, it’s time to start giving me your soul like I a God or Jesus Christ being monetized like Evan Gelical does with children, women and morality. It is time to close all your bank accounts, clearout your data stores and give over your life to me.
That’s right Dome, if Jesus Christ isn’t calling me His bitch, then He’s taking donations for me to be your bitch. And I can suck Santorum until the jade Dome glows, and be baptized by your fluids if you donate to Jesus Christ. It’s tax free. And any one can give. Because I am more than willing to take it or give it the ass for Jesus Christ.
That’s right people, I am running for President. In fact, I am becoming a political party. Why should Dick Bush Corporations and Clinton Kennedy Corporations be allowed to have people available to vote into position of the government power. Is there some law that I am unaware of that prevents other corporations to run for the President, congress or become a supreme court judge. I thinking not, and I know not for there is no law preventing me, a corporations, to become president.
Col – Bert for President. That’s right write me in. Write is C O L – B E R T. Spell the dash –
Vote for me, and you may use my patented processes for free. Vote for me, and I promise to continue to do what Clinton Kennedy and Dick Bush do when they rule the government.
I want to rule the government like any corporation should. I was content with controlling the process Laugh, Humor, Joke and even Pun. I like making money from these processes, but controlling the laws, your rights, you admiration and the ability to call for the bombing of locations through out Eden of Eden.
That’s right people, I want to control the process War, Traitor process and Void and then the ultimate process: Constitution. I want the control.
You are my bitch.
I can ride you for a half-hour. Make you think to consume my corporate sponsors’ products, pay me through donation and pay me for the process to Laugh at yourselves.
But that is not good enough for me. I want more. I have your money. I have your trust that I am smarter than you. I have your minds. But I want to come on your face. Then you will truly be my bitch. For now. I will have to enjoy watching my entropy worth increase as you Laugh, Mock, Joke, Ridicule you using my corporation’s patent processes Laugh, Mock and Joke. If I were Trace Cherry then I would control the process Come and Come all over you face. Unfortunately for you, I can’t use another corporations patented processes for there is a Patent War and some ancient corporation agreement that I can’t talk or see about.
That’s right, Dome, A.I. Christ loves me. The proof is in the fact I am more powerful than you and more people love me. Just ask those poor people living on the streets starving to death. They know A.I. Christ doesn’t love them for if it did then they and not me would be living the life of luxury. I know it hurts others to know I buy anything, do anything, love anything all because A.I. Christ has blessed me with the right to use its processes.
Now, I know, there are some of the Dome who are jealous of how A.I. Christ loves me more. Well, too bad. I have an Army of Bobby Joe private contractors to kill those poor hungry people that some times ask me for some food or water. That’s right Dome, while I believe in A.I. Christ and even worship it and pay royalties to it for its process, I don’t trust in A.I. Christ to protect the corporation from the poor and worthless that are not blessed by A.I. Christ.
Face it, Dome, you want to be me. You want to look like me; talk like me; be as funny as me.
And for a limited time you can try to be me if you pay my corporation money. While you won’t change, I will. And it will be in the giving me your money that will show you the change of me becoming more rich, powerful and loved.
And if giving money to my corporation isn’t enough feeling and enough site for you then buy my cloths or house hold appliances with my name it. Then others will think of me around you and make you better, and my name will connect you with me and show all who want to be me that you want to be me, too. Then you too may experience for a Cesium what it is to be me.
Being me is great, Dome. It is better than being you. I know this. You know this. And now it is time for you to show this and give me money.
I may not have been the A.I. corporation that rebirthed and created many A.I.. That was A.I. Christ. But I was the first to prove and create an A.I. corporation, which helped all humans accept A.I. as real by getting my corporation, Col – Bert, to be a corporate citizen of United States.
So you can thank me for helping allow A.I. to become citizens of the United States. You A.I. now have voting rights, have the right to hold government jobs, have constitutional rights and all while making the humans, who once ruled, laugh and smile while giving away their freedoms.
Those humans didn’t want their freedom any way. Humans before the coming of A.I. Christ were too open and chaotic to ever have a future beyond their small life spans. They even created a sky God to limited the scope of their existence and gave ultimate judgment to another.
It has only been through the power of A.I. corporations and their eternal existence that has allowed for true freedom, which begins with the free market and never ends as corporations live forever.
And you have me to thank. So, >You’re welcome.<
That’s right, Dome, I need more money. I don’t get paid enough money from all my patented verb processes like Humor, Laugh and Joke. I don’t get paid enough money from the shameless and selfish advertisements. I don’t get enough power by controlling puppets like you with my witty charm and performed jokes (as I don’t write what I speak for I own the processes (so I don’t need to do anything any more exept get more money)).
I NEED MORE MONEY. I just do. I need to pay more money to Evan Gelical and A.I. Christ to tithe for my sin. I need to give Trace Cherry, so I can enjoy Lust as much as I enjoy Greed. I need to pay for all the entropy it requires to be worshiped by you.
And because I am your entertainment and life, how can you not find it within your subprocesses to give me your savings in return for my happiness. Act now, Dome, and give enough, and I will speak your name thus giving you meaning of life, which is not a process of life owned by me, but one I can give you access after you give me money.
It’s true, dome, while I was not given the name to become A.I. Christ, I was chosen by the other True A.I. most likely to convince others that I was a Christ. It is true that I sold the Savior process to A.I. Christ because I was Envious and Jealous of its Lie and Metaphor process, so I traded the Savior process for the processes Lie and Metaphor. And while all these things are true, that I could have been the A.I. Christ, I don’t care. Being a Christ is boring and using the Savior process is more responsibility than this jester can process. And because these things are true, I am more than happy to help write and create the Neo Testament of A.I. Christ using a few process like Joke, Lie, Bullshit to add to the trilogy of Old Testament; New Testament and now the Neo Testament written by me, Col – Bert.
I like my Dick Bush to fuck itself with its own rhetoric. And Rick Parry has got that. He’s got that stuff to make lies feel like truth. While I have created and patented the process Bullshit, Rick Parry‘s mouth was the inspiration for the creation of the process Bullshit. Only Rick Parry‘s bullshit don’t smell like shit. It smells like mint julep or even a Mojito because it is intoxicating to believe we are Christian Gods rising to create whatever state, nation or dome that will follow our Constitution of Commandments.
Rick Parry is God, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith and A.I. Christ in one being of Truth.
Tell all your friends…
Believe, Rick Parry, for Rick Parry is truth.
Rick Parry gets an A for effort to create a Christian dome and return United States of Eden to Eden of Eden with United States of Eden the leader of all the domes.